Yim: so i bought some magnum condoms to see how they fit
Yim: they fit
Me: so your penis is magnum?
Yim: magnum is largely marketing i thnk
Yim: its a little wider than a normal condom
Yim: ie the ring
Yim: well thats 6 bucks i wont get back
Yim: bought the smallest number they had which was a 3 pack
Me: um but you can use them so it’s not a waste of money right
Yim: yeah but i dont use condoms with laura.
Me: you should test out the magnum XL
Yim: i tihnkthats for something ridiculous, like 8-9″
Me: you’re afraid to test it aren’t you
Yim: well the thing about testing condoms
Yim: is if it fits
Yim: you feel a sense of accomplishment
Yim: but once you dont fill it
Yim: …
Yim: i have no problem testing it
Yim: but why dampen the high haha
Me: so to be clear
Me: to “test” this
Me: you had to jack off
Me: until you were hard
Me: and then put on the condom?
Yim: yup
Me: you’re such a weirdo
Yim: jacked off to completion to make sure it wouldnt slip or anything
Yim: scientifically rigorous
Me: god this is so going on the blog
